Mage aplication

Tell us a little about urself
Name: Tom Debbs
Location: UK, Liverpool
Age: 18
Ventrilo: Yes
Working Mic: Yes

Tell us a little about yourself.
Dedicated player who likes to raid, also enjoys good guild banter

How do you handle constructive criticism?
Not very well at all, I get quite angry infact. Sometimes even violent.

What motivates you to do well in this game?
There is a divece attached to my PC, when my DPS falls below 3k, the PC explodes

Do you have any friends in Logistics? If not, is there anyone outside the guild that could vouch for you?
Radz, Futton, Doodlez, Montey (kich) [in brackets because she was a fucking weird one, not a 'friend']

Are you able to make our raid times each night? We require high attendance to accommodate our short schedule.
No. I have to go to bed at around 18:00 gmt

Tell us a joke. Any joke!
Why did the mushroom get invided to all the partys? Because he was a fungi (fun-guy)!!!!


About your character
Name: Tom Debbs
Class: read the post subject...
Server: Sunstrider ofc.... dumbass
Armory:

Please be certain you log out in your desired RAIDING spec and in PvE gear. If you do not have a recent parse available, we will likely ask additional questions.

Why are you parting ways with your current guild?
There a bunch of cunts.


General Questions
What stats do you prioritize? Why?
hmm stats, I have a 97% of pulling on a night out, thats pretty important...

What Glyphs are you currently using and why?
Glyph of arsefacy, Glyph of gofuckyourselfinacorner and Glyph of yourmum

Why did you choose your current Gems and Enchants?
Because I'm not a homosexual, unlike you...

What are your professions? Why?
What is my profession? A-oow!! A-oow! A-oow!

What consumables do you use? Why? Please include food, flasks and potions.
Food/drink/beer/petrol

Tell us about your ability rotation or priority.
I can rotate on this chair. Wheeee!!

What's your previous raid experience?
I raid the fridge when I have munchies.

What's your favorite raid encounter in all of WoW? Why?
The fridge of DOOM

What do you feel is your greatest asset as a raider? In other words, why should we recruit you instead of this other guy over here.
Because he's a cunt.
Any additional information you'd like us to know?

Guess who I am!!!